Can we talk about how if we skew the English language a bit and stray from boring reality, all of these make PERFECT SENSE?
Who knows what Ballad means? Brittany either hears “Mallard” or thinks Ballad is close enough. And thus; Male Duck.
What’s a Duet? Here, Brittany proves she knows some pretty cool words, she just gets them mixed up sometimes. A duvet is a blanket, honey, but yes they sound pretty damn similar considering.
Who can tell us what an anthem is? Oh my god, and this is why I love Brittany. S. Pierce. What’s an anthem? It’s an ant hem. Therefore, it’s the hem of - the bottom of - AN ANT’S PANTS
I’m jealous of her brain sometimes.
Via à la folie
LOTR Valentines
These were way too much fun to make.
I really love my Sauron one. I’m not gonna lie.
Via queen to the kingdom of ezra
Virginia Woolf’s suicide note to her husband Leonard before drowning herself.
On 28 March 1941, Virginia Woolf put on her overcoat, filled its pockets with stones, and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. Her body was not found until 18 April 1941. Her husband buried her cremated remains under an elm in the garden of Monk’s House.
