Musings of a Wandering Mind

Can we talk about how if we skew the English language a bit and stray from boring reality, all of these make PERFECT SENSE?

Who knows what Ballad means? Brittany either hears “Mallard” or thinks Ballad is close enough. And thus; Male Duck.

What’s a Duet? Here, Brittany proves she knows some pretty cool words, she just gets them mixed up sometimes. A duvet is a blanket, honey, but yes they sound pretty damn similar considering.

Who can tell us what an anthem is? Oh my god, and this is why I love Brittany. S. Pierce. What’s an anthem? It’s an ant hem. Therefore, it’s the hem of - the bottom of - AN ANT’S PANTS

I’m jealous of her brain sometimes.

(Source: faberryvans)